George Carlin-Natural Disasters Videos

MonkeyOctober Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - "Killing all the rich white assholes and completely destroying their evil faggoty golf courses!"LMFAO!!!Good' ol George Carlin.Has to be THe funniest person who ever lived!RIP George Carlin

heavenboundsaint Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - and?I think your nimbers are way off! 1/1000???If you lit yourself on fire, it would just get hotter after you died. and then after at least 1,007 years min. there it would get even more hotter as you set sail into outer darkness. the lake of fire.. and all by choice! how sad.

MonkeyOctober Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - OT:It's funny,I just got finished watching George's video on our similarities,and I forgot why I went to watch this again.

MonkeyOctober Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - The funney part is,I cana ctually see this happening.George feuls my imagination tank.

neuraxianfusion Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - I don't accept spiritual advice from someone who abuses religion for their own ego. Heaven Bound Saint... how thickheaded can you get to call yourself a saint?

heavenboundsaint Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - your not very smart huh? I am heaven bound because I have been pardoned by the grace of God, not by my own goodness. I am a sinner who has been forgiven and that makes me a saint. Look up saint in the bible. It isnt a level that you work up to....

neuraxianfusion Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - Sounds an awful lot like you're more concerned with your own rewards and your own status than you are about any sort of spiritual union.

heavenboundsaint Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - uh.. I don't understand what you are saying? I am not a religious person, just a saved sinner. what do you mean my own status??

RetardicA Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - LOL!!

InfinitiveNothing Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - i think about the same things lol.when he was listing dead people why did i know he was going to say Hitler.

Pewpewlas3rgun Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - It's a very rough estimate, but I'd say the chances are around that small. Considering all the religions that have ever existed, and all their subsequent denominations, and that there is no strong evidence for any one religion, yeah. And my point with the self-immolation analogy was that, your self-righteous preaching is different to pulling one out of a burning house. In that case, the person wants to be saved. If you, however, tried to douse, for example, a self-immolating protestor...

heavenboundsaint Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - "but I'd say.." opinions don't cahnge truth."self-righteous" ?? where do you get that from? The bible I read says, "there is none righteous, no not one, for all have sinned..."You don't believe there is any evidence of a Creator?

ThaBoonta Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - lol the newyorkers tell the fire to fuckoff and fuck its self and it does then go's somewere ealse

SmashingJack420 Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - the only ones who created me were my mommy and daddy, not some invisible man in the sky.

heavenboundsaint Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - your mommy and daddy did not "create" you.

antbrman Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - WTF

pirokitsune Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - best thing I have ever seen. Except for the raping x.x

cadejigs123 Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - Lol i knew the same thing too. Somehow a dead guy list just isnt complete without the mention of Hitler.

hippopotumas Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - Except Utah. hahahah

MonkeyOctober Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - neither did an invisable man in the sky

heavenboundsaint Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - You were created by the same God I was. And you will answer to Him whether you believe it or not, like it or not. "Not believing" does not excuse you from the judgment...

WKShwerz Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - i hoped new orleans will get wiped off the map

GraveD1gger Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - fucking jesus freak! go suck jesus' magical dick

bobdrantz Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - I thought Lucifer wanted to be called "Steve". Oh, wait, that's right, he's not real....Trogdor will burninate you now for your stupidity.

bobdrantz Says:

Aug 20, 2008 - And yet you believe in a magic man in the sky and talking snakes. Yeah....that makes fucking sense.Psst...crack is bad for you ;)