Added: Oct 13, 2008

From: wholtone

Duration: 1:55

KOKOMO, Ind. (AP) — A man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store Tuesday, police said.A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes. The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured.A short time later, police found 25-year-old Derrick Kosch at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg.Kosch was released from the hospital Tuesday and booked into the Howard County jail on a charge of armed robbery, criminal recklessness and battery. He is being held on a $100,000 cash bail. A jail official did not know if he had retained an attorney Wednesday.

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Rating: 4.76 (190 ratings)    Views: 167939' favoriteCount='234    Comments: 384

Katanjer Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - DAMN! He sacrificed his right nut for a few dollars & jail time. Doesnt sound like a good deal to me. You see where robbery gets you? Now what have you learned???

estrangedrelative Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - Epic Fail...'nuff said lol

RarewareLover Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - karmaaa

manoakeesick37 Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - LMFAO Dats some funny shyt

Lansky54 Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - There is no way to describe how funny this is with words. I watched it over an hour ago and just now caught my breath.

blackscent Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - ROFLMAO!"gimme all the money or i will blow my balls off!

Izdatsumrain Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - "Gimmie all the MONEY! *bang*...FUCK I NEED NEW CURTAINS!" XD

xnardxlifex Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - the cops lastname is whitehead hahah

PurpleVisionQuest Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - LOL!!

swe3131 Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - ahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha roflmao....Attorney: Your honor the real criminal here is the gun it robbed this man of his nuts!!

night8272 Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

mazigh8211 Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - mmuhahahahahaha funny SHIT

0trashz Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - HOLY SHIT LOLOLOL

sk8blind4life8 Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - my balls hurt from hearing wat happened

leitegabriel Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - He warned em!

leitegabriel Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - new balls for this fella

fucyou9 Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - PEOPLE FROM KOKOMO ARE IMBRED IDIOTS

HypersonicWave Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - Gun did justice!

JFMatador Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - KOKOMO? lol funny name for a city.

Rafid Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - Wow...what an idiot....that shit reminds me of the part in 8 Mile where the fat guy shoots himself in the balls.

rsxdelerium Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - They should just let people like this die .. either from blood loss or infection. That would mean one less POS to deal with, breed and take my money as welfare and medical bills. What a fucking idiot

stalk8r Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - Give me your money or I will shoot myself!

BleachFan9891 Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - God really hates them criminals.

mywifesafag Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - he doesnt deserve his balls back!

DamnZombiesAteMe Says:

Oct 13, 2008 - OH MY FUCKING GODthere is a kokomo!!!!!the beach boys speak the truth.