Added: Nov 18, 2008
From: grntrss
Duration: 1:50
man vs chimp watch for outcome
Channel: Comedy
Tags: animal attack by chimp owned
Rating: 4.42 (229 ratings) Views: 509723' favoriteCount='482 Comments: 25
selatik1 Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - dale I think chimps may be 2 or 3 times stronger than a man; orangutans I've heard are up to 7 times as strong as man. Still, Chimps are plenty strong enough to seriously wound or kill even the strongest human.
weshnolefan Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - Ive heard theyre vulnerable to a falcon punch.
Jaahaah Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - Chimps are most likely stronger than orangutans, or at least a whole lot deadlier. Orangutans are quite weakly built, its just hard to se under all that hair but their arm girth is much slimmer than a chimpanzees. And besides chimps are much larger than people think, and alpha male can stand 5 feet tall and weigh 180 pounds. A gorilla is another story, those suckers have arms as thick as a mans waist
selatik1 Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - Well I think in some of the bigger orang males we would find that they might give a male chimp a run for his money
disindiandislikcurry Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - chimps and gorillas are way stronger than orangutans.
selatik1 Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - are there any figures to back that up? I know gorillas are stronger of course. I'm talking about between chimps and orangs
ZClipze Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - The only way to find out is by hard evidence. You can't make claims without, either real documented statistics or having a REAL video, not an animation of any type.
Yannick20 Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - Even humans can't live together peacefully with other humans, and we're supposed to be intelligent... How do you suppose chimps can mingle with humans??? The guys in the video were feeding the chimps, and were considered rivals by some of the males in the group, clearly... Trying to live with apes can be very informative, like jane goodall and diane fossey have proven, but it can also be quite dangerous..
chubsoda Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - The human race is so arrogant. We always think we're smarter and that because we "live" with animals, we "know" how they think. We're the ones that are stupid. I bet those chimps could tear your face off.
Vamooska Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - I bet Lancelot Link would restore order post haste. "Those gangsta bitches be givin us all a bad rap".
Cotoredondo Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - Human: *grunt*Chimp: "What did you say about my mother??!"
TheKnownPower Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - Alright guys, Ima lay this down for ya, when they do these strength statistics, they compare a chimp to your average day, cubicle working man who goes to the gym maybe 2 times every week, none the less, not a very strong person by any stretch, so when you hear a chimp is 3 times stronger than a man, think about a heavywieght boxer, hes about 2-3 times stronger than a man working in a cubicle right, especially a strongman competitor. Just something to think about.
Hipster420 Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - Can chimps swim?
funwithpi Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - 500,000 views!
MMAbadboy Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - selatik, I think there's been more accounts of chimp savagery but orangutans are known to be really strong, especially brachial strength. Stronger than chimps on occasions.
ihavenopantson Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - if that were me, when the Chimp had a hold of one of my arms, I would used my other arm to stab him in the eye with my thumb, or pick up a stick and stab his eyes.cant see = cant fightbut the Chimp cheerleaders will claim that Chimp eyes are really strong, and will break my thumb or stick
BlackMamba464 Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - LOL!
nico2710 Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - Chimps are actually 6 times stronger than humans but it sure dosnt look like it in the video...6 times stronger...cant be but i heard it a video from natinal geographic so....
Cotoredondo Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - I wouldn't claim that. You probably would successfully poke the chimp's eye out...and really bring on his wrath. There have been cases where chimps, unprovoked, have ripped and bitten off every single appendage of the victim (and I do mean -every- appendage). The man in the video is fortunate as the chimp was simply asserting his dominance, kicking the human off "his island". On a sidenote, it appears the other chimps, concerned, almost intervene on behalf of the man.
ioport Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - Water saved this motherfucker's life.
ioport Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - Try about 6 times stronger than the average human male.
patricklee1988 Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - ...I think if I was trying to feed chimps and this shit happend to me....dude I lose and go you know what??? Nigga we gotta thrown down up in here...me with a gun on the island...now!!!!!!
Coribec Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - We need to stop trying to make chimps cool. They suck.
SamosIMP Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - I love how the chimp jumps on his back at 00:59
dale1966gto Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - It's hard to believe that those little boogers are so fast and strong. If agitated, they can take a human apart in a matter of seconds. They are, for the record, 5-7 times as strong and 3 times as fast(I've read). I don't know how they make these determinations. I think they are probably fairly accurate estimates, however.