Added: Oct 7, 2008
From: totz83
Duration: 3:42
A man that opted to be his own defence in Court fakes a heart attack but fails to fool anyone. Hilarious!
Channel: Comedy
Tags: attack black court heart knocked lol man out police sexy wtf
Rating: 4.86 (125 ratings) Views: 47405' favoriteCount='228 Comments: 179
WhiteKnights225 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - They should have called in a comedian like Chris Tucker or Eddie Murphy, have him tell jokes, and talk about his dumb ass sitting in that chair looking like a drunk ape. that would make his Fred Sanford acting ass bust out laughing, blow his cover, and then they could proceed with the trial.
WhiteKnights225 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - That's what his ass get for trying to be Johnny Cochran...He's more like Johnny crack head. "And take off that fake ass, polyester, too big for crack heads, Fruit Of The Loom suit that you stole from Wal Mart 10 years ago."
Liat6078 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - Atleast he got some sleep, hehe!
JungleListSoldier Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - LOL! What did the guard make him sniff around the 1:00? That caused him to lunge back.
180sk8180 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - lololol
JeffMc Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - I think it's smelling salts.
DjHopies07 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - Its Called (ammonia stick) :] :] :]
JungleListSoldier Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - Appearantly the court system took too much of a toll on his whole 75 IQ points of brain power. Nigger just needed a nap, thats all.
Sephiroth1994 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - the judge is retarded
tigerchief Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - man that is one tough dude! he had a heart attack and they didn't do nothing for him and he's still not dead!!!
villezlovrgrl666 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - hahahahahaha stupid ass motherfucker!!!!!
villezlovrgrl666 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - WhiteKnights225 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG YOU KILL!!!!
TecnicaB Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - Bummer
Liat6078 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - He has no nigger naps, that motherfucker is bald you dumbass...
A86 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - This dude is a damned idiot. I was ROTFLMBAO literally after they determined that nothing was wrong with him and he continued to lay there pretending something's wrong with him. LOL!But in a way I can't blame him. Even though he's guilty he still got 42 years for simple assault (not sexual assault, just fighting). The Department of Justice is racist to the core and it's commonplace for them to give black offenders much harsher and longer sentences for the same offense.
A86 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - the same offenses as white offenders, that is.
DukeFan1000 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - Oh snap. lol
DukeFan1000 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - at least Fred Sanford knew how to fake it. LOL
DukeFan1000 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - Everyone should pay attention to the lawyer beside him when he falls. Dude didn't even budge.
ironman36 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - Keison:"HMMMMMM..... maybeh if Izza fake teh big one, Maybeh teh issa gonna senda me home.HEH HEH!! dat will sho dem ol' krakas dat Izza gonna take mo brainz to outsmart ol' Keison Wilkons! HEH HEH!!!"
flyboymd82 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - Black people.......... Nuff said.
Shonaripa Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - hahah fucking ignorant lowlife. Kil yourself. hahaha...... racist people.... nuff said
rubenreed2003 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - lol dis is funny
lilsef1515 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - thats wild lol
justlaxin22 Says:
Oct 7, 2008 - haha