Added: May 14, 2008
From: Cyrius01
Duration: 1:53
http://www.ozway.com/howard.pdfGO FOR GROWTH!!!!Growth growth growthLiberalParty07 JohnHoward2007This election, Go For Growth with Howard and Costello.Years of unprecedented growth are upon us and it's time for another three. V8 Cars, hummers, houses, units, plasmas, computers, toys, gadgets, magazines, gazebos, Motorbikes it's all yours as we sell sell sell everything we've got, to buy em!Coal, Crude Oil, Wood Chips, Bauxite, iron Ore, Uranium, Hafnium, Magnesium, Sliver Bronze, Copper, Nickel... we're digging it up and you're living it large!Go for Growth Growth Growth -- it'll never end!! Get another credit card, another mortgage, it doesn't matter, you can pay it off coz this gravy train is NEVER STOPPING.. even if it does we'll sell radioactive waste dumping rights to the world and bling bling it's more growth growth growth.Unbelieveable growth -- 5% 10% 20% 50% 100% per year -- it's unbelievable, but you'd better believe it. China's Doing it, India's doing it Why can't we?? So buy buy buy, borrow borrow borrow, and buy buy buy some more, and when you don't want it -- chuck it away -- we've got all the space in the world!! Dump it and buy another one!Computers, electrical, bedding, stereos, menswear, hardware, alcohol, cigarettes, pornography, sex toys, viagra, penis enlargers - everything has got to grow!House prices. Doubled! School fees -- doubled! Uni fees Doubled! Petrol prices doubled! Food prices doubled! Interest rates doubled! Military budget doubled -- body count doubled!So go for Growth growth growth -- a bloody big malignant cancerous growth the size of Antarctica -- but who cares, there's no future like today so GO FOR IT!!!The sky's the limit -- in fact there is NO LIMIT to GROWTH! WHY?? Because Jesus is coming and he'll take us all to heaven and we'll all have unlimited riches, leave this godforsaken planet behind!!! Written by John Howard and the Hillsong Church -- spoken by the imitation crazy warehouse guy!
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Tags: 07 2007 election growth howard john labor liberal party
Rating: 4.73 (186 ratings) Views: 35751 Comments: 100
Cyrius01 Says:
May 14, 2008 - Go to heaven with Jesus!! :-) Fuck earth, what's she ever done for us? Provide a stable environment for us to evolve from microbes over billions of years, sure, but NOW what's she doing? Ripping us off by not having enough resources for unlimited growth!
Cyrius01 Says:
May 14, 2008 - I wish... :-)
kleric214 Says:
May 14, 2008 - That was awesome.
Cyrius01 Says:
May 14, 2008 - Ah come on - they can pay off a three trillion dollar debt... all they have to do is steal every last precious metal on the entire planet by bribing corrupt regimes into letting them steal it - and BAM! Back in the black. That or Armageddon, whichever Bush's supporters feel like bringing on. :-)
vancera78 Says:
May 14, 2008 - Absolutely hysterical!
angelm237 Says:
May 14, 2008 - all politions are dirty!! whoever you vote for! but id rather have johnny and and our economy be fine than rudd who will stuff up our economy and let unions run wild!!
Cyrius01 Says:
May 14, 2008 - How do you know he will stuff things up - except that Howard said so - and how can you believe anything Howard says? Because he said so? :-)
original784 Says:
May 14, 2008 - meh, average.
zphi22 Says:
May 14, 2008 - who ever is elected will basically do the same things with silght surface differances..both sides will have experts in econimics, health etc and WIll NOT stuff the economy unless its a cyclic thing (which is typically how an economy runs)Both Rudd and Howard are well educated an either would be a fine pm
Cyrius01 Says:
May 14, 2008 - ah well, I tried :-)
ecofishwife Says:
May 14, 2008 - That is very very funny. Thanks!
Rhettsta Says:
May 14, 2008 - lol well done this was awesome
12from12 Says:
May 14, 2008 - let's hope the libs get kicked out on saturday
Jrand26 Says:
May 14, 2008 - vote labor, vote socialist!
ellipsis00 Says:
May 14, 2008 - aaaa, fuck, i cant stop laughing
eccsilo Says:
May 14, 2008 - lol great video, but what does hillsong not paying taxes have to to with anything?, i think that was kind of pointless. Nonetheless damn funny video.
Cyrius01 Says:
May 14, 2008 - Well, Hill$ong believe in Christians being rewarded for their beliefs with unlimited riches. Howard (and Rudd) have lobbied them, promising policies that might assist them to achieve their riches. Yet they drive on our roads, use our health care system and are defended by our military - but they pay no taxes! They also believe that Jesus is coming - just as soon as this unsustainable system collapses -which they have assisted in collapsing!
Cyrius01 Says:
May 14, 2008 - It is very relevant - especially since Howard supports Bush, who is heavily backed by Armageddon creators... Google John Hagee.
kabeldag Says:
May 14, 2008 - :S This is the best video on Youtube. At least I think so. I laughed my head off. Even after the 8th playback.Kudos to Cyrius01 :-)
VandarVision Says:
May 14, 2008 - watch?v=_cyRTp0j2i0 HERE IS A VIDEO THAT PEOPLE BACKING LABOUR MIGHT LIKE XD
Cyrius01 Says:
May 14, 2008 - Yaaay! 8 times!? I am flattered. Keep up the good work! :-) Please reattach your head first.
brianmit Says:
May 14, 2008 - A ripper, a little too long and the Libs might actually have loved the first 15 seconds before they realised it was a piss-taker but this one knocks Kevin Il Jong from my fave vid of this campaign.
Cyrius01 Says:
May 14, 2008 - heheh I wish the ABC thought that... I'd be hanging out with the Chaser!
rolficus Says:
May 14, 2008 - lol that was absolutely halariouse your a geniouse thanks for that i was having a shit day until i saw this hahahah great.
matthewrowles Says:
May 14, 2008 - Is this Chasers? The voice at the end sounds like one of em!