Added: Jul 6, 2008
From: neologismo
Duration: 0:50
We stole countries! That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Just sail halfway around the world, stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain." And they're going, "You can't claim us. We live here! There's five hundred million of us." "Do you have a flag?" "We don't need a bloody flag, this is our country you bastard!" "No flag, no country! You can't have one. That's the rules... that... I've just made up! And I'm backing it up with this gun... that was lent from the National Rifle Association."
Channel: Entertainment
Tags: comedy
Rating: 4.90 (1279 ratings) Views: 680659' favoriteCount='3358 Comments: 381
MaXG65 Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - LOL...Thank God for the NRA!
moorec Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - little bit anti-empire there
cumfiesta69 Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - He's not gay. He's British.
HhHHBkmATt Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - like it lego but this is good to
PlatinaChain Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - Funny thing about him is that you can tell that a lot of his stuff is spontaneous. He hesitates before saying NRA, ergo, he just made that part up. Good man.
theteentitan Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - Dress to Kill
savethetrees666 Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - ha ha lol.
kelryn Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - His routines are almost all off the cuff. Saw him last night here in Tampa, the guy was awesome!
kaylaConspriacy Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - We talked about this bit tons in my global Studies class. It was amazing.
NymphetamineOrchid Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - He's a transvestite...male lesbian! :D
laniska Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - i saw this years ago and could hardly breathe coz it was oo funny! he"s a pissa!
RealDefentertainment Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - i actually mean`t to saycos=callsget it?
llMusicMusicMusicll Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - Vi stjal lande ved at bruge flag! Sejlede rundt i verden og satte flag ned i jorden. "Jeg erklærer Indien for England." "I kan ikke erklære os for noget - vi BOR her! 500 millioner!" "Ja, men har I et flag?" "Vi behøver ikke noget flag, det er vores land - din idiot." "Intet flag = Intet land. Det er reglerne, som jeg.. lige har lavet."
CantNameMySelf Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - Det lyder faktisk bedre på engelsk end på dansk.Its acctualy sounds better on english that on danish.
llMusicMusicMusicll Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - It actually sounds better in English, yes. Of course. You're so right. I just had to type it in Danish, so that my cousin could understand it :) It's not even funny in Danish ;D
OMGItsMeels Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - National Rifle Association. :P
Spellmyst Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - Do you really need a flag to lay claim to land as an invaiding army?.
DevilCat100 Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - lol i luv him he is awesome
theawkwardsilence92 Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - do u have flag?
DrogbaXLampardXrule Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - HI HI Eddie. Non-offence- is he gay?
Letranger Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - Transvestite.He's not screwing men on stage, why is it reasonable to ask if he's gay?
DrogbaXLampardXrule Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - soz god. I just wanted to know.
cjohnson0119 Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - "No flag no country, you can't have one!" Stellar. Love the Izzard!
infomaster4 Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - cake or death?
fiver4ever Says:
Jul 6, 2008 - LOL ROFLMAO