Added: Jul 20, 2008
From: RoyZimmerman
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freedomsstain Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - In a closed system... Which the Earth is not.You obviously don't understand the theory or you wouldn't have mentioned "pieced itself together" or "nothing".
dancingnature Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - oh, go learn some real science.......pleaselesson 1science theories are overarching explanations for a bunch of related facts...they are NOT speculationsremember kidscreationists dont really understand science they just complain about it
dancingnature Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - yes its testableyes its repeatable in the way that mutations constantly happen in all species and their effects can be observedseparate creation is a meaningless concept as eucaryotic organisms (like yourself, all other animals, plants, and fungi)arent single organismsmitochondria are purple bacteria(alpha proteobacteria & chloroplasts are cyanobacteria)
beneneb123 Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - creationism isnt science...dumbass
middlekk Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - BZZZZT. Wrong answer. Thank you for playing "are you dumber than a creationist". We have an nice parting gift for you -- a crocoduck! Kirk Cameron has a million of them in his back yard.
KoonagiMedia Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - I understand the theory. Explain to me kind sir how the universe began without using intelligent design. and im not being condescending, if you can answer it, i'd be thrilled. :)
KoonagiMedia Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - by saying that, im not saying evolution and the beginning of time are the same either...just to clear that up
sBrown345 Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - No, I will say he can't. But then neither can i or even the most brillant minds of our time. but then that is the point, right? FAITH. Faith that someone, or something doesnt exsist is no different than faith in someone or something that does, no matter how unlikely it is that the ice cream man blinked everthing into being. Now more to the point, 200 years ago would you believe that any John Doe on the street could properly explain atomic mass and binary code? No? We can today. And tmw..Big Bang
freedomsstain Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - Well, first off your post references the world, not the universe, please choose a subject and stick with it.The big bang theory states that the conditions before the big bang are unknowable and thus inconsequental to this universe (ockams razor), in other words we will probably never know what caused the big bang, but it doesn't necessitate a creator, an intelligent designer or a God. It may have involved one of those, but didn't necessitate one by any means.
matts2357 Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - I create my own purpose with -my- life. Proof of intelligent design? Lol...have you ever taken a Biology class?
KoonagiMedia Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - No matter whats said here, everyone is going to believe what they came into the discussion with. So theres no point in arguing, since it will never end, so I'm done. I just want you all to know that, in my own mind, I can't mentally justify how everything came out working together in such an order by a process of time where the explanations can only be described in the anthropic principle, or a quantum mechanical "fluctuation", etc., and thus, started from nothing.
KoonagiMedia Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - and, yes, matts2357 I have taken a biology class, as well as have read "the origin of species" by Darwin, and Hawkings book, "A Brief History of Time", and even Paul Davies book "About Time" which deals a little more with the physics of Einstein's unfinished revolutions, but is still on topic none the less..I'm actually quite educated thank you sir. I didn't say this to attack you either, I just wanted to free you from your own obliviousness.
rhiteeoe Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - "I understand the theory. Explain to me kind sir how the universe began without using intelligent design. and im not being condescending, if you can answer it, i'd be thrilled. :)"A large explosion popping out of nothing, or in a cyclical nature, is seemingly a lot more likely than an infinitely complex and powerful being popping out of nothing. The existence of god does not make the creation of the universe any simpler, it just adds another infinitely complex framework above it.
Durza90210 Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - stop discussing this whole concept.....it's a joke and if you believe in creationism then you're just wasting your air as long as you continue to live.
bigboxbobby2 Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - Roy, you are very funny. When are you coming to the UK?
MRJerrod410 Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - This song made my entire day. Thanks!
CobinRain Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - The Tom Lehrer of our times. What wit. And what fantastic rhymes. Oh BTW YouTubers.. no creationists anywhere near this site but the next time you meet one, here's an interesting bit of news from the Times of London(published July 15th 2008) --a science article on the radio carbon dating of a stand of conifers in Dalarna in central Sweden discovered by Univ of Umeaa. C14 date? Around 10,000 years old.I think this is the first clearly dated organism that predates the Biblical 4004 BC.
Finiras Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - Epic.
Finiras Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - Excuse me KoonagiMedia, where does it say that the universe began, and isn't infinite in terms of time?
4a8p9x Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - The standard creationist response is that C-14 dating doesn't work, usually followed by an announcement that "The second law of thermodynamics, blah blah blah" (I usually stop listening by that point). Logic and reason will never impress a creationist, any more than threats of hellfire impress an atheist.
CobinRain Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - Yeah, 4a8p, I guess in my heart I knew that. I once had 3 Jehovah's witnesses on my door and I took the trouble to explain potassium argon dating(dates when rock was last molten) and when I had finished(I was an optimist in those days)one of them said, with a "caring smile" : But don't you realise with all the power that Satan has, he can minipulate those results in order to steal your soul...No answer to that is thre 4a?
Finiras Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - heheh this one cracks me up every time.
BonePhone Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - we eloved from pirates not monkeys or adm and eve
phalsebob Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - This pirate theory is awesome. You must tell us more!
KoonagiMedia Says:
Jul 20, 2008 - (cont.)Remember kids, physics goes= order to disorder. Not the other way around. Its fun to think you have all the answers though like good ole' Roy here. I know I sure don't and neither does anyone else. Everything is theory and nothing is fact. I see an intricate world that couldn't possibly have pieced itself together in such a way. Especially from 'nothing'.